Friday, October 15, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Me: Well ma'am I have no way to tell how much is inside the bread.
Customer: Well sometimes the bread doesn't have a lot of cinnamon in it and I'm bringing this to a friends.
Me: Ok well I have no way to tell which one has the most cinnamon.
Customer: Well let me see the bread. What about the one next to it? Show me the bottom of it.
Me: Would you like it sliced?
Customer: Yes please and there better be a lot of cinnamon in it.
Me: Once again ma'am, there is no way for me to tell what is inside the bread.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
The Impossible Project opened their first U.S. location in a 5th floor studio space in the SoHo section of New York City. Recently I was able to drop by and explore all of the awesome projects they are working on including the creation of new Polaroid cameras and film. I highly recommend any film lover to stop in and check out their awesome work. You can learn more at their website.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Customer: I have a bottle of fish oil that I opened, but I can't go home to refrigerate it, can you keep it here and I can pick it up tomorrow?
Me: Um... are you really going to come get it tomorrow?
Customer: Yes, I can be here when you open. I'm also going to get a lemonade.
Me: Well we can't really hold people's things here.
Customer: Oh are you sure?
Me: Yes, sorry.
Customer: Oh... well I don't really want the lemonade then.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Enjoyed this slightly chocolate tasting ale this evening. Named after my favorite Wilco album, this is an excellent dark heavy beer (7.83% abv) that I wish was more widely available. Would be a perfect fit with a Wilco sandwich or at the Wilco curated festival.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Me: Sir, I have no idea what that would be.
Customer: Well can you go ask the manager?
Me: No he isn't here it is just the two of us.
Customer: Shit! Well give me the one with raisins.
Me: Sir, there are four kinds of bread with raisins.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Ringo Starr has rejected forgiveness from Catholic Church officials who once called him a Satanist.
Pope Benedict XVI sanctioned an article in the Vatican's L'Osservatore Romano newspaper earlier this week, in which the Beatles were praised for their "beautiful" music and were absolved for their rock star decadence and experiments with drugs.
The front-page editorial also addressed John Lennon's controversial comments about the Beatles being "bigger than Jesus" at the height of their success.
The newspaper's editors wrote, "The Beatles said they were bigger than Jesus and put out mysterious messages that were possibly even Satanic... (but) what would pop music be like without the Beatles?"
But Starr is far from impressed with the paper's unwanted forgiveness - the drummer says, "Didn't the Vatican say we were Satanic or possibly Satanic? And they've still forgiven us?
"I think the Vatican, they've got more to talk about than the Beatles."
Monday, April 12, 2010
Co-worker: Well I just put them on the scale to weigh them.
Customer: Yes, but you really should present them nicely so they look appealing.
Co-worker: But I'm just weighing them...
Customer: Yes, and now they don't look very good.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
- Kanye West, 2007
Monday, March 22, 2010
Kiviat, Barbara. "How to Create a Job." time 29 Mar. 2010: 20. Print.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Suny, Ronald. "The Imperial Legacy." The Soviet Experiment. New York: Oxford University Press, 1998. 10. Print.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Yesterday may or may not have been the first time in the history of the United States that 49 out of 50 states had snow on the ground. The obvious one missing is Hawaii, despite the fact that some of the volcano peaks on the islands usually have some snow on the ground. This may or may not be a record, however no one has ever counted this statistic before. Let's hear it for climate change!!